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Meter voting

It will take half an hour to fold this thing.
Here’s the board by the metre, only 98 cm.
Fortunelli, the Milanese.

Voto al metro

Advice on who to vote for.

Class is not water

I feel sorry for Senator Saia, but even though, by personal choice, I have renounced marriage, I like men who are polite, respect women, intelligent and possibly handsome. All qualities that the Senator from An does not possess.

I must say that I feel very well represented in this case.

The ones who pay are mainly the young people who do not have family support,...

Parity, anyone?

Raped in body and soul
With reference to the letter ‘Better if raped by her husband’, I would like to point out to the author that violence is such regardless of who perpetrates it. Indeed, it is even more serious if the perpetrator is the one to whom, with trust and love, we entrusted our lives on the day we exchanged rings....

Let's stop this

Art. 3.

All citizens have equal social dignity and are equal before the law, without distinction of sex, race, language, religion, political opinion, personal and social conditions.

It is the task of the Republic to remove economic and social obstacles, which, by limiting the freedom and equality of citizens, prevent the full development of the human person and the effective participation of all workers in the political,...

Dedicated to those who

Androide

Are you male and thinking that this Korean woman is beautiful? Good.

Maybe in the not-too-distant future, you could take her home at a reasonable price
In short, you’d have your ideal woman: she’s exactly what you want, always perfect, does and says everything you tell her to do and say,

It changes (more or less)

(21:00) Mik: hello 😀
(21:01) xlthlx: good evening
(21:01) Mik: but do you eat like chickens, or do you eat in front of the PC?
(21:01) xlthlx: cu-cluck!
(21:01) Mik: ok so
(21:04) Mik: meanwhile, I’m deleting emoticons
(21:04) xlthlx: uigo
(21:05) xlthlx: a highly intellectual occupation
(21:05) Mik: very, yes
(21:05) Mik: the fact that you don’t use your brain
(21:05) Mik: …
(21:05) Mik: I missed what I was saying
(21:05) Mik: Damn,...

Happy Birthday to me

(16:21) Mik: When is your birthday?
(16:22) Mik: that is, don’t make me say one day, I wish you a happy birthday, and you say: idiot, it’s in a month
(16:22) Mik: because I swear I get pissed off
(16:22) xlthlx: but that day, I will avoid the net like the plague 😀
(16:22) Mik: ah
(16:22) Mik: gotta call you
(16:22) xlthlx: dehehehiho
(16:22) Mik: whatever
(16:22) xlthlx: I also turn off my mobile phone
(16:22) Mik: fuck you
(16:22) xlthlx: with pleasure…
(16:22) Mik: fuck off
(16:22) Mik: I haven’t sent you the vibrator yet
(16:23) xlthlx: you can always do it by hand
(16:23) xlthlx: or with the help of nature
(16:23) Mik: courgettes,...

Externalisation

I can’t do it; I have to…
Forgive me.

Proud to be an asshole

And there are many other assholes.

Pippo Baudo spurs the listeners of Fiorello, who interviews him on Radiodue, to go ‘to vote like so many assholes’.

Orgoglione