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I love Mik

If there were no friends

xlthlx (21.15): listen, but in your opinion
should I hit on ******* or not?
Mik (21.16): well,
why not?
xlthlx (21.16): well mah
Mik (21.17): I meant
xlthlx (21.17): I don’t know
Mik (21.17): why not try?
xlthlx (21.17): maybe because I don’t know if he likes me?
And because I feel like a bit of a toad?...

Lust

Mik (19.31): stop stealing my emoticons
Mik (19.31): you were also being picky about not using MSN
xlthlx (19.32): gnegnegne
xlthlx (19.32): you practically forced me
Mik (19.32): sure, now it’s my fault
Mik (19.33): if you adored me so much that you would use MSN just for me, you would marry me
xlthlx (19.33): I would marry you;...

Vintage rulez

(20:16) Mik: can I take a whim?
(20:16) xlthlx: tellme
(20:16) Mik: hello wintermute
(20:16) Mik: (ah, that’s a lot retro)
(20:17) xlthlx: precioussssssssss
(20:17) Mik: loooooooooove
(20:17) Mik: there was a moment, but only a moment
(20:17) Mik: I hoped you were hot
(20:17) Mik: it didn’t last long

I love Mik a hundred times

(10:30) xlthlx: final grade?
(10:35) Mik: 100/100
(10:35) xlthlx: alé
(10:37) Mik: there was a very long walkwayaaaaaaaaaaa
(10:37) Mik: crazy
(10:37) Mik: it was never-ending
(10:38) xlthlx: a catwalk?
(10:38) Mik: eh, yes
(10:38) Mik: there was a catwalk afterwards
(10:38) Mik: and we had to use the catwalk
(10:38) xlthlx: madò
(10:40) xlthlx: did you walk down the catwalk in the shirt you said?...

It changes (more or less)

(21:00) Mik: hello 😀
(21:01) xlthlx: good evening
(21:01) Mik: but do you eat like chickens, or do you eat in front of the PC?
(21:01) xlthlx: cu-cluck!
(21:01) Mik: ok so
(21:04) Mik: meanwhile, I’m deleting emoticons
(21:04) xlthlx: uigo
(21:05) xlthlx: a highly intellectual occupation
(21:05) Mik: very, yes
(21:05) Mik: the fact that you don’t use your brain
(21:05) Mik: …
(21:05) Mik: I missed what I was saying
(21:05) Mik: Damn,...

Happy Birthday to me

(16:21) Mik: When is your birthday?
(16:22) Mik: that is, don’t make me say one day, I wish you a happy birthday, and you say: idiot, it’s in a month
(16:22) Mik: because I swear I get pissed off
(16:22) xlthlx: but that day, I will avoid the net like the plague 😀
(16:22) Mik: ah
(16:22) Mik: gotta call you
(16:22) xlthlx: dehehehiho
(16:22) Mik: whatever
(16:22) xlthlx: I also turn off my mobile phone
(16:22) Mik: fuck you
(16:22) xlthlx: with pleasure…
(16:22) Mik: fuck off
(16:22) Mik: I haven’t sent you the vibrator yet
(16:23) xlthlx: you can always do it by hand
(16:23) xlthlx: or with the help of nature
(16:23) Mik: courgettes,...

H.P. rulez

xlthlx writes: btw it’s an actual break-in
Mik writes: garret powers, to me !!!!!!!!!!!
Mik writes: a soreta, I would add in the diagram
xlthlx writes: yes
xlthlx writes: accurate.
xlthlx writes: STUPEFICIUM !!!
Mik writes: PROTEGO!
Mik writes: ACCIO pussy!
xlthlx writes: CRUCIATUS!
xlthlx writes: I think
Mik writes: azzzz
xlthlx writes: I don’t even remember …...

I love Mik

Mik: I’m economically in the shit
Mik: to be honest
Mik: I hope I can manage better next month
xlthlx: ditto, though
xlthlx: I’m really out of money
xlthlx: next month, however, I should see the light…
Mik: do they make you a saint?
xlthlx: yes, send postcards to Famiglia Cristiana…
Mik: gladly
Mik: 😀
Mik: xlthlx for pope

Mik: so… what will you do now that you’re a pope?...